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Tuesday, February 5, 2013

ALABAMA TEACHER GOT SUSPENDED FOR CALLING MICHELLE OBAMA'S BUTT FAT.

Alabama teacher Bob Grisham, football coach  and psychology teacher at Lauderdale Country High School, got suspended until the end of the year and will go sensitivity training for calling Michelle Obama's posterior fat. Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner was forced to aplogized one time when overheard over the phone saying the same thing.

So what does Michelle Obama and her fans want us to say? Should we lie and act like it's not true. It's no big secret that Michelle Obama is a big woman, bigger than Obama, and her posterior exactly fits her body frame, nothing to be ashamed of nor to rattle her self-esteem. But emotionally fragile adults in America, a trait common among Democrats, have become word police and are dictating the American public what word to say and what not to say. If fat or big is offensive, do we need dictionary all the time to find "acceptable" words like enlarged or expanded. Instead of butt, should we use medical term gluteus maximus or posteior to make it less offensive.

When Sarah Palin, the Tea Party, George Bush and Ronald Reagan were called all kinds of nasty names no decent or educated human being would utter, there was no demand for firing or call for an apology. Beacause in the adult world of conservatives, name calling is a losers tactic and the usual juvenile strategy commonly used by liberals when they cannot win debates or issues, therefore instead of talking about issues they would resort to name calling..

It's pathetic teachers could get suspended for commenting on Michelle Obama's posterior ( as if it's asecret) and yet you don't hear of teachers getting fired for producing half of high school graduates in America can't read or write. Instead of educating American kids, they are more busy acting as members of Michelle Obama's fans club making sure her self-esteem is being protected from any damage of criticism.



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10 SURE-HIT PICK UP LINES!

Women find humor irrisistible and sometimes the instant way to a woman's heart is by making her laugh. Humor is a must in every relationship. Without humor, there won't be laughter at home and no happy memories. Sometimes it's not the brawn nor the brain that would capture a woman's heart but a great sense of humor.

Here are 10 funny pick-up lines that you can try! Steal a woman's heart by making her laugh.

1.   Aren't you tired yet? Because you've been running in my mind all night long.
2.   Am I a bad shooter? Because I keep on missing you.
3.   Hi! Are you Google? Because you got everything that I've been looking for.
4.   Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless!
5.   Ooops! I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?

6.   Hi! You got raisins? No? How about a date?
7.   Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
8.   Sorry, I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
9.  You must be a thief because you stole my heart.
10. I only want to be with you twice...now and forever.

Have fun! You never know, the woman of your dream may be a laugh beat away.


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Monday, February 4, 2013

OBAMACARE TO COST $20,000 A YEAR PER FAMILY ACCORDING TO IRS

According to the IRS, by 2016 Obamacare will cost a family of five $20,000 per year as a penalty if they don't have Obamacare by that time . Unions are not happy also as they are finding out that Obamacare is going to cost them more, although Obama promised they can keep their insurance without seeing it going  up. Recently discovered also buried in the thousands of pages of Obamacare is the penalty added to smokers.

While Obamacare will add more government agencies to oversee the Obamacare, adding thousands of tax-payer subsidized government employees, the private sector in the meantime has no choice but to cut back, lay off people and think twice before expanding as the burden of Obamacare will become too heavy for them to carry.


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OBAMA SHOULD FORM HIS OWN GAY SCOUTS AND LEAVE BOY SCOUTS ALONE

With America still facing economic malaise and Obama inheriting his own mess, instead of focusing on creating jobs for America ( Obama shut down his own Job Council), he's busy instead going after Boy Scouts, guns and football as a dangerous sport.

Looks like Obama has nothing else to do since when you hear him talk nowadays, it's anything but the economy. As a solution to Boy Scout concern, Obama can start a Gay Scout and be its founder. For gun control, just mandate ALL Democrats are not allowed to own guns. For football being dangerous, you already got soccer-the safe version of football.

Obama should worry about his 8% unemployment, soaring deficit and $16 trillion debt instead of juvenile issues. If Obama believes he's a "great" president, he should tackle adult issues instead of lame ones that won't help the American economy. One day of Super Bowl has created more economic stimulus that all of Obama's economic proposals.


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Sunday, February 3, 2013

SUPER BOWL MONEY TALK!

Super Bowl is estimated to be a $12.3 billion industry in American. This year, the Super Bowl XLVII between Baltimore Ravens and San Farancisco 49ers that will be held at Mercedez-Benz Super Dome, New Orleans will bring 120,000-150,000 tourists and estimated income of $434 million.

SUPER PRICEY BOWL ADS:
It costs $3.7 million for a 30 second spot. Average price is $300,000 and above. With its 31 advertisers, estimated income is $133 million.

MONEY WAGERED WORLDWIDE:
An estimated $8.2 billion will be wagered worldwide in today's Super Bowl event.

SUPER BOWL FOOD FACTS:
1.  50 million cases of beer.
2.  $125 million worth of chicken wings.
3.  In 2012, pizza orders numbered to 4 million on restaurants alone, not counting the ones bought at grocery stores and the home made.
4.  7.1 million pounds of guacamole consumed.
5.   3.8 million pounds of popcorn consumed during Super Bowl

WINNERS AND LOSERS:
Winning players will get $88,000 each while losing players will get $46,000 per player.

TICKETS:
From $800-$3,000.

CELEBRITIES ON SUPER BOWL:
In 1993, in order to increase viewership, NFL decided to bring in Michael Jackson as the performer for the half-time and from then on, celebrities half-time became tradition, replacing the college and high school marching bands that used to fill the half-time show.

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SUPER BOWL FACTS AND FIGURES

HISTORY:
NFL(National Football League) was formed in 1920 and had its first offcial championsip in 1933. In 1960, AFL (American Football League) became a serious competition and both in 1966 decided to merge thaat became official in 1970. But before the official merger in 1970 season, the agreement to hold a "world championship" took place.

ORIGIN OF THE WORD "SUPER BOWL":
Lamar Hunt, AFL owner of Kansas City Chiefs, first coined the word Super Bowl during the merger meeting.

FIRST SUPER BOWL GAME:
In  January 15, 1967, Los Angeles Coliseum, Green Bay Packers defeated Kansas City Chiefs 35-10.

VINCE LOMBARDI TROPHY:
The trophy given to the winner in honor of Green Bay Packer coach Vince Lombardi, the first coach to win the first two Super Bowl and total of five championships for his team. The trophy is a 22" tall, 3 kilogram, a Tiffany-made $25,000 trophy and takes Tifanny workers four months to finish it.

MOST RECORD OF WINNINGS:
Pittsburg Steelers  with six titles  while Dallas Cowboys and San Francisco 49ers are tied with five.

CITY HOSTED THE MOST:
Miami and New Orleans are tied, holding ten Super Bowl each. Cities bid three to five years in advance to host the game.

MOST WATCHED TV PROGRAM IN AMERICA EVERY YEAR:
Super Bowl has an estimated audience of 90 million Americans and the 2012 game by New England Patriots and New York Giants hold the record of most watched in history with 113 million viewers.


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Friday, February 1, 2013

2-2-13 PARTY ALERT! TEA PARTY COMMUNITY WILL BE LAUNCHED AS CONSERVATIVES ANSWER TO FACEBOOK!

Liberals are the minority in America but because they happen to saturate Hollywood, the media and all university professors, they ended up having the loudest voice and anybody engaged in political blogging can attest to the unfair treatment they get from liberal social media sites like facebook.

I used to blog comments at Huffington Post for years and I got aborted(kicked out) too many times just because of my conservative views. It was common to see typical liberal lewd comments (especially about Sarah Palin) and yet their comments were not deleted but actually promoted. It's common experience for conservative bloggers to have short life span, or to expect to be aborted at any time, and yet all liberal bloggers are not only protected but allowed to exist without threat of being aborted by them.

Blogging on liberal websites is like being in Cuba or Venezuela and you're blogging against Fidel Castro or Hugo Chavez. These two are secretly beloved by  liberals by the way. Liberal celebrities love to wine and dine with Castro before he was ill and yet you don't see them moving there permanently or buy a house for their summer vacation.

If you believe in American exceptionalism, the Constitution, the Founding Fathers, God and country, free market capitalism,  common sense politics and beliefs, the tea party community is tailored  just for you. To experience the tea party community, register at www.teapartycommunity.com. You don't need to suffer liberal nonsense when you got conservative common sense ready to serve you to a tee.


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